!!!NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN
A man called home to his wife and said, "
Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada
with my boss & several of his Friends
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up
"
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas"
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"
....You'll love the answer
The wife replied, "
I did. They're in your fishing box.....":O
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