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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas where
a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store
is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the levels.
There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you
may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you
cant go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shop to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign reads:
Floor 1 These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, Well, thats better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder whats further up? So up she
goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, Thats great, but I wonder
whats further up? And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking.
Hmmm, better she says. But I wonder whats upstairs?
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking and help with housework.
Wow! exclaims the woman, very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further up!
And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with housework, have a strong romantic streak and
wealthy.
Oh, mercy me! But just think..what must be waiting me further
on?
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thankyou for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day 
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